Menus
You won’t find any frozen pizzas or mass-produced meals here. Our scratch kitchen makes everything by hand.
We are still evolving our menus! Stop by to check out the latest offerings, and ask your server if anything is on the Chef’s Secret Menu tonight.
COFFEE
MILK: WHOLE, SOY, OAT, ALMOND
$4
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$5
DRIP
$4
/
$5
$3.75
DOUBLE ESPRESSO
$3.75
$5.5
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$6.5
LATTE
$5.5
/
$6.5
$4.75
CAPPUCINO
$4.75
$4.5
AMERICANO
$4.5
$4.5
MACCHIATO
$4.5
$4.5
CORTADO
$4.5
$5
FLAT WHITE
$5
$6.5
ESPRESSO TONIC
$6.5
FLAVORS 50C
VANILLA, HAZELNUT, CARAMEL, LAVENDER, MOCHA, SUGAR FREE VANILLA
BITES
Served hot!
$4.5
Croissant (Butter)
$4.5
$5.5
Croissant (Cookie Dough)
$5.5
$4.5
Scones (various)
$4.5
$4.5
Pop Tarts (various)
$4.5
$4.5
Danish (various)
$4.5
$4.5
Muffins (various)
$4.5
$6
Spanish Cheese Croissant
$6
$6
Ham & Cheese Croissant
$6
$4
Apple Turnover
BRUNCH MODE
$4
BRUNCH DRINKS
$11
KOJIMA'S BEER-MOSA
Like his games: sounds weird, is awesome. Draft beer, orange juice, topped with champagne. Trust us, for real, it's delicious!
$11
$13
THE PAC-MAN
He might be 45 years old, but he's not old fashioned. Bourbon, maple syrup, coffee liquor, and orange bitters combine for a smooth, bright start to brunch!
$13
$12
ALUCARD'S BLOODY MARY
IT'S HIS DAD'S NAME BACKWARDS!!! Classic, simple and delicious - this makes the morning easier and brunch better! Whip not included.
$12
$12
METROID FUSION MIMOSA
The fusion here is as iconic as Samus and the X. A Hornitos margarita, a mimosa, and a house-made strawberry puree come together to form something that could battle a Metroid Prime.
$12
$8
COMMODORE-MOSAS
It's a classic for a reason. Classic champagne mimosa with your choice of juice: Orange, Cranberry, Pineapple, or Grapefruit.
$8
COFFEE AND TEAS
We proudly brew Swing's Coffee, Alexandria, VA
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STANDARD
DRIP COFFEE...4
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DOUBLE ESPRESSO...3.75
LATTE...6.50
CAPPUCCINO...4.75
AMERICANO...4.50
MACCHIATO...4.50
CORTADO...4.50
FLAT WHITE...5
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SPECIALS
MATCHA MAGIC - Lavender, honey, and delicious macha
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CINNA-COIN - cinnamon Bun Latte
SONIC BOOM! - Chocolate, blueberry puree, espresso
POWER UP PIE - Apple puree, cinnamon, espresso
KONAMI CODE - Nutella latte with cinnamon dusting
ESPRESSO TONIC - Espresso, tonic water, lemon bitters
Give us a call for our tea selection and seasonal lattes
MILKS
Whole, Skim, Oat, Almond, and Soy
Flavor (50c)
Vanilla, Hazelnut, Caramel, Specialty Flavor and Sugar Free options available!
Soda Popinski
$4.25
COKE, FANTA, SPRITE
$4.25
$4.25
TOPO CHICO BOTTLE
$4.25
$4.5
HOUSE LEMONADE
$4.5
$5
DRAFT ROOT BEER
$5
BRUNCH MENU
LEVEL ONE
$10
1/2 SHEET TRAY NACHOS
Tortilla chips, jalapeños, house queso, shredded cheese, avocado and BBQ cremas, pickled red onions, radishes, cilantro, pico, black beans
$10
Cauliflower or Chicken Tinga, add $3
$17
PILOTWINGS (8)
Best wings of your life - served naked with choice of sauce for dipping, pouring, covering: Carolina BBQ, Alabama White, House Buffalo
$17
$18
BOB-OMB SHRIMP
Seven MASSIVE shrimp, sriracha sweet chili sauce, chili crunch, daikon, papaya, peppers, Kewpie mayo, crushed peanut
$18
LEVEL TWO
$14
CRISPY KALE CEASAR
Marinated kale, parmesan crisp, fresh lemon, crunch for DAYS, house caesar dressing
$14
Add chicken - $7
Add salmon - $9
$19
MORNING BURGER
8oz patty, cheese, crispy bacon, perfectly cooked sunny side egg, garlic aioli, on brioche bun. Served with fries, tots, or side salad - it's a whole breakfast on a bun!
$19
$25
STEAK AND EGGS
8oz flat iron steak cooked to order, 2 eggs cooked perfectly how you like them, served with a side of greens.
$25
Add fries for $2
BRUNCH LEVEL
$13
WAFFLES OF WARCRAFT
FOR THE HORDE!!! This waffle will satisfy any orc, human, and even void elves. Crunch on the outside, all fluff in the middle. Served in our signature "cereal style" - wiht house whipped cream and cereal garnish, and fresh berries.
$13
$14
FIVE NIGHTS AT FRENCH TOAST
Thick cut brioche loaf with a beautiful creme anglaise, fresh berries and warm, pure maple syrup. So good it's scary!
$14
$15
SATURDAY MORNING
TMNT is on the TV, Mom is cooking, the blanket is warm, life is good. 2 eggs, 2 strips of crispy bacon, 1 chicken sausage link, rye or sourdough
$15
$16
ZELDA: OMELETTES of TIME
Three fluffy eggs wrapped around spinach, mushrooms, and smoked gouda OR our ham and swiss, creating a portal to a time where omelettes reign and Ganon has been defeated. Served with greens and toast.
$16
$16
BOWSER'S BENEDICTS
Perfectly poached eggs sit on either salty ham or garlicky spinach all atop a fluffy and crusty croissant, covered in housemade hollandaise. Sorry, no Peaches. Served with side of greens.
$16
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
$12
TENDERS, GRILLED CHEESE
Kids meal served with fries
$12
LIGHT BYTES
$4.5
MUFFINS
Various flavors
$4.5
$4.5
BUTTER CRIOSSANT
$4.5
$5.5
COOKIE DOUGH CROISSANT
$5.5
$4.5
BLUEBERRY SCONE
$4.5
$5.5
STRAWBERRY POP TART
$5.5
SIDES
$4
2 EGGS ANY STYLE
$4
$4.5
TWO STRIPS CRISPY BACON
$4.5
$4.5
2 SAUSAGE LINKS
$4.5
$2
TOAST (SOURDOUGH OR RYE)
$2
$4
FRIES, TOTS, OR SIDE SALAD
$4
$7
SINGLE PLAIN WAFFLE
$7
NEW GAME +
$7
ICE CREAM SANDWICHES
Give us a call for today's flavors - by Nightingale Ice Cream. Served cereal style, with house whipped cream.
$7
Level One: Sharables
$13
PINEAPPLE GUAGAMELEE
Avocado, scallions, grilled pineapple and jalepeño, queso fresco, tostones or chips
$13
$14
BLANKA'S PICKLES
Crispy battered dill slices with horseradish mayo and zesty dill ranch
$14
$18
SHEET TRAY NACHOS
Tortilla chips, jalepeños, house queso, shredded cheese, avocado and BBQ cremas, pickled red onions, radishes, cilantro, pico, black beans.
$18
Cauliflower or Chicken Tinga - add $5
$15
SONIC, TAILS & KNUCKLES
Trio of our delicious dips - pineapple guacamole, house cheese sauce, and salsa. Served with house tortilla chips
$15
$18
BOB-OMB SHRIMP
Seven MASSIVE shrimp, sriracha sweet chili sauce, chili crunch, daikon, papaya, peppers, Kewpie mayo, peanut
$18
$17
PILOTWINGS
Strap on your jetpack and get ready for the best wings of your life - served naked with choice of sauce for dipping: Carolina BBQ, Alabama White, House Buffalo
$17
$22
ABOBO'S MUSSELS
Classic preparation with white wine, butter, thyme served with frites and grilled bread
$22
JUNGLE BEAT: SALADS
$14
CRUNCHY KALE CEASAR
Marinated kale, romaine hearts, parmesan crisp, fresh lemon, crunch for DAYS. House caesar dressing
$14
add chicken - $7
add salmon - $9
$18
ASIAN PEANUT SALAD WITH OYSTER MUSHROOM
Hard roasted oyster mushrooms, kale, peanuts, radishes, Thai peanut hoisin dressing
$18
LEVEL TWO: HANDHELDS AND ENTREES
$18
GAME & WATCH (Patty Melt)
Two smash patties, caramelized bourbon onions, American cheese, on rye bread (Actual Veggies Vegan patties available)
$18
$18
PLAYDATE (Vegan Burger)
Actual Veggies vegan patty, bibb lettuce, marinated kale, raw carrots, pickled daikon and red onion, avocado crema, on olive oil herb focaccia
$18
$19
GAME BOY (Chicken Paillard Club)
Bacon, swiss, grilled chicken paillard, bibb lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli, on olive oil herb focaccia
$19
$19
NEO-GEO POCKET (Gochujang Chicken Sandwich)
Perfectly fried chicken breast, gochujang sauce, sriracha mayo, cabbage slaw, pickles on toasted brioche
$19
$19
PS VITA (Truffle Mushroom Burger)
Handmade 1/2 lb beef patty, bordelaise braised mushrooms, caramelized onions, swiss, tomato, bibb lettuce, truffle mayo (Actual Veggies Vegan Patty Available)
$19
$19
GAMEGEAR (Half Pound Bacon Burger)
Handmade 1/2 lb beef patty, cheddar, crisp pickles, tomato, bibb lettuce (Actual Veggies Vegan Patty Available)
$19
$21
ATARI LYNX (Short Rib Grilled Cheese)
Thick cut sourdough with swiss and mozzerella blend, melted over a six-hour bordelaise braised short rib, horseradish aioli
$21
$22
EVO: THE SEARCH FOR VEGAN (Vegan Bowl of Goodness)
Marinated in poke sauce and fried tofu, jasmine rice, marinated veggies, bean sprouts, carrots, daikon, maple soy dressing
$22
sub chicken - $4
sub salmon - $6
$26
THE WHARF (Catfish "Sandwich")
Fresh catfish fillet fried like you're on Maine Ave in 2005 with greens and fries, served as a classic D.C. Fish "Sandwich" on two slices of white bread
$26
$29
SIMON'S STEAK (Steak Frites)
8oz flat iron steak cooked to order served with perfect frites and side salad
$29
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
$12
HOUSE TENDERS OR GRILLED CHEESE
Kids meals served with fries
$12
SIDES
CRINKLE FRIES, POWER PELLETS (TOTS), SEASONAL VEG, OR SIDE SALAD - $6
NEW GAME +
$7
ICE CREAM SANDWICHES
Call us for today's flavors - by Nightingale Ice Cream. Served Cereal Style, with house whipped cream
$7
SODA POPINSKI
$4.25
Coke, Fanta, Sprite
$4.25
$4.25
TOPO CHICO
$4.25
$4.50
HOUSE LEMONADE
$4.50
$5
DRAFT ROOT BEER
$5
